opie's world

I like dinosaurs and cake

speedlimit15:

*pronounces “hors d’oeuvres” as “horse divorce”*

(via asvprock)

icrashedmycarintoumbridge:

You now have the ability to own the 3 worst book to movie adaptations all on 1 DVD

(via the-fault-in-our-wifi)

Feeling suicidal? Can’t talk on phones?

transbear:

horrorpeach:

crankyskirt:

IMAlive is a live online network that uses instant messaging to respond to people in crisis. People need a safe place to go during moments of crisis and intense emotional pain.

https://www.imalive.org/

Holy shit this is brilliant

AMAZING. BOOST IT.

(Source: bowtietemporaltraveler, via stabilitynow)

self-love-for-all:

If you relapse, repeat after me:

  • You are not weak.
  • You have not lost this battle.
  • You are not selfish.
  • You are not out of control.
  • All the progress you made hasn’t magically disappeared.
  • You are not a failure.
  • Life is a cycle of highs and lows- good times are ahead, so keep going forward.
  • You matter.

(via stabilitynow)

(Source: femifeisty, via stabilitynow)

dottyasyouplease:

that tree looks so happy that it is receiving a hug from this child

(Source: gypsymoongoddess, via ashtray-princess)

trogdorthe-burninator:

daves-applejuice:

qodtiers:

i fucking looked up eggs with legs and i’m

image

why are they in a cage?

otherwise they’ll eggscape

(Source: tsunbeare, via parkingstrange)

rexuality:

I hate being told to do something I was already planning on doing

like I was all about doing this task, and then you told me to do it and now i am annoyed and this task is now 300x less likely to be completed

(via sports-bras-and-apples)

rupsidaisy:

gay8:

fuck attractive people

that’s the plan

(Source: thisblogisnotgovernmentapproved, via monoply5)

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